my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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