sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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