I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I need to align my fucking chakras
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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