Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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