so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
The struggles of a small town man whore
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize