yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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