So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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