You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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