She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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