Non-Jews are for practice
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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