Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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