We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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