Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
