You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Alive.
So much puke
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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