he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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