I must be too annoying 4 u.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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