THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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