I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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