Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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