Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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