did you get engaged???
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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