dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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