i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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