quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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