The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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