I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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