But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I didn't notice because vodka
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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