I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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