Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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