Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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