went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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