Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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