the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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