You can't motorboat a personality
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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