saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
operation harelip BJ is a go
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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