Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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