we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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