So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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