think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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