I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
