But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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