Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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