So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Little spoons don't ask big questions
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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