dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
