i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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