You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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