I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I have post one night stand depression
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