so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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