why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Drake has all the answers
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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