Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
