Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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