yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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