rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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