Are we in a gay sports bar?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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