Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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