At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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