he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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