Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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